Mr Messy
Head Administrator
Posts: 2,162
Joined: Feb 2005
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Time for another STORY!
If it catches on again it catches on, if not well ill just delete it  .
There are a few simple rules to follow:
1. Each post must contain 5 words - no more no less.
2. Each post must be related in some way to the previous one.
3. At least 1 post since your previous.
THE STORY SO FAR:
Mess - Monaro drove a ford to
Fireme - Shaggy's house so he could
Hammer- rub his festering penis on
Doggy - Chambo's ear lobe cause he
Hammer - found Doggy's ass to be
Shaggy - almost as attractive as the
Doggy - slimy cheese on Shaggys little
Mess - mousetrap. The mousetrap greatly resembles
Doggy - a cum stain on the
Hammer - around the rim of Grubsy's
Buster - Dog. But recently in the
Doggy - summer of 69 they had
Shaggy - shaved doggy's arse because they
Mess - didnt like to floss while
Shaggy - driving monaro's pissy little ford
Buster - , What a Bogan. Because
Doggy - buster cant count to five
Mess - he had trouble when trying
Hammer - becuase he only has 4
Buster - Penises. Back to the land
Mess - where buster counted to five
Doggy - his incestious relationship with his
Hammer - Cat, becuase he likes to
Buster - fuck it hard and long
Doggy - , is starting to displease neighbours
Mess - and they are going to
Hammer - demand to join in, or
Buster - ask for a cash settlement
Doggy - from the money tree growing
Mess - in Fireme's dilapidated cop car.
Buster - In other news the Taliban
Doggy - are having a tea party
Stone - Naked with George Bush in
Hammer - the annual Terrorist Gay Mardi
Shaggy - where Monaro wore his teatowel
Hammer - around the wrong head as
Doggy - a token of respect to
Shaggy - John Howard because he had
Buster - Bush's balls in a jar
Doggy - next to the old spice
Shaggy - and photographs of Monica Lewinski
Monaro - naked with osama bin laden
Doggy - , who fucks on first dates
Hammer - and will take it anyway
Shaggy - except when bombs are involved
Doggy - unless attached to a camel's
Buster - brewery which dad owns on
Wolvy - demilitarized land, filled with giant
Rabbs - giant garden gnomes made of
Wolvy - leftovers from Mess and spiL's
Timi - last midget orgyfest including
Wolvy - some baby sheep, Fritz, and
Seraph - you want to give it
MK - a try cus it so nice
Crazy - to see you once again
NCGecko - looking at the sheep that
Timi - swallow every last (cant count!)
MK - bit of shit but then
Infy - why do you need sheep
MK - if u have a M16
Nightmare - That has no trigger so
Infy - you cant shoot stuff like
MK - Timi not that u need
Infy - to anyway cuz he falls
Shayne - off the bridge all the
MK - time he's on not much
Infy - but more than MKD who
Seraph - only gets on when his
Rabbs - mum has finished doing the
Chooka - wild thing on his dad
Manic.Monkey - But even then he's
Wolvy - not able to count so
Devine - back to the manual way of doing it (cant count!)
Rabbs - is using eight not five
Wolvy - shrimps on the barbie. Today
Timi - MK was caught with his
Rabbs - little shrimp in his hand
Wolvy - and "cocktail" sauce on his
Dev - monitor, not broken after all
Wolvy - . Due to an overwhelming number
Rabbs - of hax DeVinE looses count
Wolvy - of how many meth labs
Dev - he drags rabbs out of
Timi - only to sodomize him again
Manic.Monkey - By using his oversized
Mess - calculator with some massive buttons
Infy - he finds out that women
Dev - rights actovists are just full
Infy - of lust, and want to
Chooka - party hard all night long
Manic.Monkey - While planning revenge on the
Infy - monkey that ran over a
Dev - hommisidal maniak with suicidal tendencies
Infy - called johnny, who drove Hummvees
Dev - ,by night he's a superhero called
Nightmare - Super ultra mega dude...
Dev- and he's a woman slayer
Crazy - who takes it from men
Seraph - and gives it to pigs
Dev - . balistic missile icecream cones will
Mess - melt quickly because when johnny
Wolvy - was little he was abducted
Rabbs - by aliens, you know, Mexicans
Mess - who made him eat lots
Dev - of mull cookies and then
Timi - raped him up the butt
Dev - like they did to rabbs
Wolvy - when he dropped the soap
Nightmare - and was butt raped
Infy - by Monsters, that got him
Chooka - and now he cant walk
Manic.Monkey - to the shop that he
Infy - buys viagra at to enhance
Seraph - the monsters who butt rape
Rabbs - me under the defense tree
Wolvy - which is maked for removal
Rabbs - because Johnny was conceived there
Seraph - in a moment of drunken
Dev - kinky animal sex that also
Seraph - involved several others, such as
Wolvy - Doublet@p, lilian, and some UTi
Crazy - and a ten ft pole
Rabbs - with Fritz dancing on it
MK - and MK tapping for Dev
Dev - to post it on youtube
Crazy - only to violate ToS and
Seraph - go to jail and become
MK - Johnny new bum buddy and
Mystic - take regularly up the dateole
Seraph - with no spit for lube
Dev - they'd make sexytime for days
Mystic - until spring time came around
Infy - and it was time for
MK - MK to show AUST how
Crazy - he takes it from Johnny
Zeplin - and screams like a big
Rabbs - Pig squealing from the feeling
Wolvy - of kangaroo against maple leaf.
Seraph - Meanwhile, Ven[o]m was watching and
Dev - giving into his uncontrolable urge
MK - start smsing Rabbs with dirty
Rabbs - pictures of him and MK
MK - Chopping down Rabbs def tree
Rabbs - because they needed something hard
Infy - in their bumholes that hadn't
Crazy - already been used by local
NCGecko - pygmy to buit their huts
Rabbs - local pygmy? is that gnome?
Dev - no not that small rabbs.
Rabbs - at this stage Fritz tries
NCGecko - to stop thinking about the
Infy - Aliens invading his head with
Crazy - thoughts of whisky and women
spiL - on dark and lonley nights
Infy - except when spil is there
Crazy - and brings a carton of
Seraph - west coast coolers and some
Rabbs - other very big footballers like;
Nightmare - Some buff dude in tights
spiL - and fishnet stockings, saying
rabbs - use five words per post
Infy - And so the mighty Messiah
Manic.Monkey - Decided to invite [Ben] Aussie
Rabbs - to [Ben] Dover and spread
Crazy - his cheeks only to reveal
Seraph - That some things are not
MK - as they should be cuz
Crazy - the hemorrhoids had grown big
Infy - his balls small, aswell as
Crazy - someone keeping this story going
Infy - cuz we need 1000 views
Rabbs - and thats allot of views
Infy - to make this the most
Crazy - viewed thread on AUST since
Manic.Monkey - "stupid people should be banned"
Crazy - where Doggy posted 16 times
spiL - his nuts were chocolate coated
Infy - They tasted yummy but mustard
Manic.Monkey - was really on his mind
Rabbs - because mustard spread on mk's
MK - chest so well Shayne couldn't
Doubletap - use mustard as a lube
Manic.Monkey - To help him get in
Nightmare - His huge ass-ophagus when
Infy - Monsters from Nightmares Avatar came
Pilot - all over infernos jam jar
Crazy - and turned it into soup
spiL - To feed the APEC Summit.
Manic.Monkey - Although jam soup killed them
MK - all and the world was
Dev - taken over by the AUST
Wolvy - RALIAN kangaroos with machine guns
Crazy - also wielding anthrax and tanks
Infy - and with daggers in their
Crazy - pink and purple short shorts
Infy - which were actually long panties
Rabbs - from infi's private intimate collection
Fritz - that he usually uses when
Infy - hes whoring the bridge over
Rabbs - thought it stunk, said R@bbiT
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| 04-11-2005 09:25 AM |
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als_pug
AA Member
Posts: 397
Joined: Oct 2007
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RE: Time for another STORY!
that inserted a gerbil
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